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Hop On, Loser! We’re Going to a Meeting - Classic Unisex Hoodie
$55.00
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Hop On, Loser! We're Going to a Meeting
The Hop On, Loser! We're Going to a Meeting Classic Unisex Hoodie is the perfect blend of Halloween fun and recovery pride. Featuring a flying witch graphic with the iconic Mean Girls-inspired phrase reimagined for the sober community, this premium heavyweight hoodie celebrates spooky season while staying grounded in your recovery journey.
Premium Gildan 18500 Comfort
- Ultra-Soft Fabric: Gildan 18500 heavyweight blend (50% cotton/50% polyester) for all-day comfort and warmth
- Pill-Resistant Construction: Air-jet spun yarn creates a softer feel and reduces pilling for long-lasting quality
- Classic Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed, comfortable fit and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Durable Design: Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced durability
- Ribbed Details: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for shape retention
- Hilarious Halloween Graphic: Flying witch with "Hop On, Loser! We're Going to a Meeting" message that brings humor to recovery
Sober and Spooky Season
Halloween doesn't have to mean hangovers. This hoodie celebrates the fun, the costumes, and the candy—without the substances. Whether you're heading to a sober Halloween party, a meeting, or just embracing spooky season with your recovery community, this design brings levity and laughter to the journey. It's Mean Girls meets recovery, and it's absolutely fetch.
Versatile Comfort for Fall and Beyond
Whether you're celebrating Halloween sober, heading to meetings throughout fall, or just living your best alcohol-free life, this medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) provides warmth without bulk. Perfect for layering or wearing solo, it's the hoodie you'll reach for all season long.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
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- Delivery estimated within 3-8 business days.
- Exact shipping time provided at checkout.
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Hassle-Free 30-Day Returns
- Returns accepted within 30 days of purchase
- No returns on custom items or any jewelry, unless defective
- Approved exceptions may incur a restocking fee
- Free return shipping for defective items
- Customer pays return shipping for all other reasons
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