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Sober Translations – Funny Recovery Hoodie
$55.00
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Recovery Humor That Hits Different
The Sober Translations Funny Recovery Hoodie brings levity and laughter to the recovery journey with hilarious translations of common sobriety phrases. From "Progress Not Perfection" to "Higher Power" interpretations, this premium heavyweight hoodie celebrates the humor, honesty, and humanity of living alcohol-free.
Premium Gildan 18500 Comfort
- Ultra-Soft Fabric: Gildan 18500 heavyweight blend (50% cotton/50% polyester) for all-day comfort and warmth
- Pill-Resistant Construction: Air-jet spun yarn creates a softer feel and reduces pilling for long-lasting quality
- Classic Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed, comfortable fit and spacious kangaroo pocket
- Durable Design: Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced durability
- Ribbed Details: 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for shape retention
- Hilarious Graphic: Bold "Sober Translations" design that sparks conversation and brings smiles to the recovery community
Laughter Is Part of Recovery
Recovery doesn't have to be serious all the time. This hoodie celebrates the inside jokes, the shared experiences, and the humor that helps us stay grounded. Whether you're translating "Progress Not Perfection" as "I'm doing my best and that's enough" or "Higher Power" as "literally anything but me making decisions," this design speaks to anyone who's walked the path.
Versatile Comfort for Every Season
Whether you're heading to a meeting, relaxing at home, running errands, or celebrating a milestone, this medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) provides warmth without bulk. Perfect for layering or wearing solo, it's the hoodie you'll reach for again and again—for comfort, laughs, and a reminder not to take yourself too seriously.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
Free Shipping on All Orders
- Orders processed daily, 7 days a week.
- Delivery estimated within 3-8 business days.
- Exact shipping time provided at checkout.
- Made-to-Order Sterling Silver Jewelry: Allow 14-21 business days for delivery.
- In-Stock Sterling Silver Jewelry: Ships the next business day.
Hassle-Free 30-Day Returns
- Returns accepted within 30 days of purchase
- No returns on custom items or any jewelry, unless defective
- Approved exceptions may incur a restocking fee
- Free return shipping for defective items
- Customer pays return shipping for all other reasons
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